EMAIL: jtabitha98@yahoo.com
Q: Help! I don't know where to start!
A: First, browse my site and familiarize yourself with my service. Next, contact me via my booking form or email. We will then have a chat over the phone to get better acquainted. All new friends will be pre-screened before I will commit to a meeting. Screening usually takes a day or two, so plan accordingly.
Q: How do I know you're for real and not a rip off?
A: I've dedicated dozens of hours building this site for your information and spent thousands of dollars on advertising. Trust your judgment.
Q: What is the Kitchen Courtesan Experience and how does it work?
A: A lovely day of lounging, great food and luxury. Read more about it here.
Q: What is "screening" and how does it work?
A: In short, it is a light background check. Many escorts will ask potential patrons for personal information before agreeing to a date. This is assure that she won't return from her date with you in a body bag. You may be nervous providing details about yourself, but the info requested are things you would probably share with someone at cocktail party. My safety comes first - every new patron must undergo this process. Your information will be verified quietly.
Q: I would like to contact you but I'm scared my family, friends or employer will find out!
A: While it is YOUR responsibility to cover your tracks, I do my best to remain discreet in my contact with you. Proper protocol will be discussed during our pre-date chat. All correspondence and information is discarded after our first meeting (unless you've signed up for my email list). I advise you do the same.
Q: I would love to have a public outing with you. Will onlookers know I hired you?
A: I always dress conservatively for public dates so as not raise suspicion. However, if you are particularly nervous about being seen in public with me, I have a few restaurants with private dining rooms, limo service & private clubs on speed dial. If this isn't an option for you at all, you may visit me at my apartment.
Q: What is your availability?
A: By appointment only. We will coordinate our schedules to pick the right day for our meeting. For new clients, I prefer 24 hour's notice.
Q: What if I don't have time for a 2 hour meeting?
A: I set aside 2 hours for you so our time together is relaxed. I understand if you must run. I do however, expect to be compensated at my full rate.
Q: Do you accept single hour appointments?
A: On an individual basis for established friends. New friends must book for at least two hours.
Q: Do you accept half hour appointments?
A: No.
Q: Do you accept last minute bookings?
A: I am not a pizza and cannot show up at moment's notice. Sorry!
Q: Where is your apartment?
A: In midtown manhattan. More information will be given when you are screened and booked.
Q: Do you offer any discounts?
A: Only my dedicated patrons are occasionally given extra time as a "thank you," but is not to be expected. Additionally, special rates are offered to those who refer to me to their trusted friends. I also offer a special rate to active duty members of U.S. Armed Forces.
Q: Do you take credit cards?
A: Yes, but only certain amounts. Please contact me for more info.
Q: Where may I find your reviews?
A
: Nowhere. What happens between us is not for the eyes of the world to read. Please respect my choice. If you happen to find a review, I cannot vouch for it's authenticity. In leiu of posting reviews, refer me to a friend.
Q: I contacted you and did not get a response. What happened?
A: You may have sent a one-liner email or used rude, sexually explicit language in your initial contact. If that was not the case, I will get back to you shortly. I am no longer accepting phone calls for general inquiries, so if you have left a message you may not hear from me for several days. Emails get a faster response.
Q: I sent you a text message. Why didn't you respond?
A: True gentlemen do not request the company of a lady with, "Ur hott! Can u c me 2nite?"
Q: You declined a meeting with me. Why?
A: I am selective about who enters my life and probably felt we were not compatible. It's best not to contact me any further. Thank you for understanding.
Q: Do you see couples?
A: Yes! For double my hourly fee.
Q: Do you enjoy fetish or BDSM scenes?
A: I am picky about who I play with. Your scene will be considered on an individual basis.
Q: Do you "tour" or book travel engagements?
A: I cannot tour at this time, but you may book a private engagement with me to anywhere in the world you are. Sign up for my newsletter for updates.
Q: Do you GFEDFKABCDEFGXYZ?
A: If you must use childish acronyms or sex slang in your communications with me, I am not the woman for you.
Q. You have a wishlist. Do I have to bring a gift?
A. Never! It merely serves as a guide for those who like to do so. The greatest gift of all is your esteemed company.
However, if you want to go the extra mile, gift certificates from Home Depot, Pier One, ABC Carpet & Home, Bed Bath & Beyond and similar stores will be greatly appreciated. Gifts are not considered a replacement for my fees.
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